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Table of Contents
the whole rotten
book! On-line! For
free! Worth every
penny . . .
Arrrrrrrgggggh!!!
I despise good
literature! Take me
to Chapter One!
Table of Contents
"Brilliantly odd and piratey . . .
delightfully deranged" -
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delightfully deranged" -
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"A hilariously adventurous journey . . .
sure to captivate immature audiences
of all ages" - Points North Magazine
sure to captivate immature audiences
of all ages" - Points North Magazine
Here be the tale of Blackbeard the Pirate's less-successful, not-as-good-looking cousin -
a space pirates story where prehistoric numbers thirst for the blood of young accountants,
rock smacking warriors fight for domination of the Universe, and a sorceress who could
teach Coltrane a thing or two lets loose hot jazz licks from her sax . . .
a space pirates story where prehistoric numbers thirst for the blood of young accountants,
rock smacking warriors fight for domination of the Universe, and a sorceress who could
teach Coltrane a thing or two lets loose hot jazz licks from her sax . . .
"My reading group thought it was
ace!" -
Vanessa Williamson, Anerley Library,
London Borough of Bromley
ace!" -
Vanessa Williamson, Anerley Library,
London Borough of Bromley
"Exciting science fiction and pirate
adventure . . . wildly fantastical" -
Andrea Thigpen, Georgia Library
Quarterly
adventure . . . wildly fantastical" -
Andrea Thigpen, Georgia Library
Quarterly
The first
Young Adult
Book ever
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Recommended
Reading List
Young Adult
Book ever
picked for
WABE-FM
90.1's Between
the Lines
Recommended
Reading List
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libraries through
Follett, Ingram, and
Baker & Taylor
libraries through
Follett, Ingram, and
Baker & Taylor
Savannah
Children's
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Festival
| WARNING!!! READ WITH CARE |
| DANGER Here Be SPACE PIRATE BOOKS |
Reading pirate books may cause
disturbing side-effects, including . . .
* breaking out in exotic tropical
rashes
* waking up hundred of miles from
where one went to sleep
* significant alterations in IQ
disturbing side-effects, including . . .
* breaking out in exotic tropical
rashes
* waking up hundred of miles from
where one went to sleep
* significant alterations in IQ
Non-Piratical Stuff
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