The Haunted Golf Course -
a story of southern fried
chicken, gridiron
rivalries, and lost balls
a story of southern fried
chicken, gridiron
rivalries, and lost balls
Annie’s Ghost - spending the night amongst
the dead can increase appreciation for one’s
time amongst the living
the dead can increase appreciation for one’s
time amongst the living
The Wiggly Foot - some loves
never die . . . but neither do some
habits
never die . . . but neither do some
habits
Lights - a UFO
story from the
Cold War
story from the
Cold War
Dismayed by the high price of gas? Lost all the value in your
chateau? No worries Mate! The best things in life are still free!
As a matter of fact, so are the worst things. So here it be for yer
readin' displeasure - the whole stinkin' book, The Adventures of
Short Stubbly Brownbeard, on-line for free! Of course, we'd
love you to make a small donation via PayPal . . . the author of
this drivel could use some new underwear and writing lessons.
I despise good literature - take me to Chapter One!
chateau? No worries Mate! The best things in life are still free!
As a matter of fact, so are the worst things. So here it be for yer
readin' displeasure - the whole stinkin' book, The Adventures of
Short Stubbly Brownbeard, on-line for free! Of course, we'd
love you to make a small donation via PayPal . . . the author of
this drivel could use some new underwear and writing lessons.
I despise good literature - take me to Chapter One!
The Dudley Files - dogs playing golf and running
for Congress as Nature intended
for Congress as Nature intended
Politicking with Dudley . . .
Recreational Dudley . . .
A gallery of photos from a bit of the United States . . .
The Wild Wild West - from the stark , enigmatic
beauty of the petroglyphs at Three Rivers, New
Mexico . . . to the The Grand Canyon's infinite
expanse of space below the horizon
beauty of the petroglyphs at Three Rivers, New
Mexico . . . to the The Grand Canyon's infinite
expanse of space below the horizon
The Butterflies of Callaway Gardens - unlike the
horseflies of the Okefenokee, these insects
won't draw blood - they just sip nectar, flit to
and fro, and look pretty
horseflies of the Okefenokee, these insects
won't draw blood - they just sip nectar, flit to
and fro, and look pretty
The Okefenokee - the ancient swampland home
to intense beauty and pain . . . come canoeing
and find giant cyprus trees, alligators, wild
orchids, and horseflies that'll bite your leg off
to intense beauty and pain . . . come canoeing
and find giant cyprus trees, alligators, wild
orchids, and horseflies that'll bite your leg off
The Shenandoah Valley - cool , misty greenery
just a couple hours outside DC . . . if you walk
very, very quietly, you may catch a glimpse of an
elf guarding his mushroom
just a couple hours outside DC . . . if you walk
very, very quietly, you may catch a glimpse of an
elf guarding his mushroom
Stories from An Untamed Yard . . .
Aliens on the Back Porch - what happens
when an insect with the grace of Ginger
Rogers meets a human with the finesse of
Fred Flintstone?
when an insect with the grace of Ginger
Rogers meets a human with the finesse of
Fred Flintstone?
The Taming of The Cat - the tail . . . I
mean tale . . . of one lucky cat and one
unlucky car engine
mean tale . . . of one lucky cat and one
unlucky car engine
e-mail: alan (at) alanjlevine (dot) com
HALLOWEEN STORIES for any time of year . . .
‘Tis the temper of the hot and superstitious part of mankind ...
ever to be fond of mysteries & for that reason to like best
what they understand least. Sir Isaac Newton (1642 – 1727)
ever to be fond of mysteries & for that reason to like best
what they understand least. Sir Isaac Newton (1642 – 1727)
JUST DECLASSIFIED:
From the Center
for the Study of
Feline and Fan
Belt Dynamical
Interactions
From the Center
for the Study of
Feline and Fan
Belt Dynamical
Interactions
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Brilliantly odd and piratey . . . delightfully
deranged - www. bilgemunky.com
deranged - www. bilgemunky.com
From the Department of Techno-Geek Love
Poetry - An Ode to Data
Poetry - An Ode to Data
A hilariously adventurous journey . . . sure to
captivate immature audiences of all ages -
Points North Magazine
captivate immature audiences of all ages -
Points North Magazine
Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare to be
entertained . . . a tale of wild imagination -
Daniel Jolley, Amazon UK #2 Reviewer
entertained . . . a tale of wild imagination -
Daniel Jolley, Amazon UK #2 Reviewer
Buy yer hardcopy at . . .
Kitty Krunchies - Because All Cats Deserve A Little Mmmm-Mmmm!
Audio-dephiles . . . Jake 'Cotton Mouth' Jackson and his RED STATE
BLUESTERS announce the JUST OUT ON PAROLE TOUR 2008! ! !
Coming soon to a sleazy bar near you. Listen now to a couple of
their latest howlings, poundings and dischords for free . . .
BLUESTERS announce the JUST OUT ON PAROLE TOUR 2008! ! !
Coming soon to a sleazy bar near you. Listen now to a couple of
their latest howlings, poundings and dischords for free . . .
Join the whole gang as they confront the challenges
of the Information Age. Brer Fox gives up his axe for
a mouse as he tries to figure out how to outwit his
nemesis Brer Rabbit. Uncle Remus conjures up new
stories and we find ourselves listening in from Brer
Bear's garage . . .
of the Information Age. Brer Fox gives up his axe for
a mouse as he tries to figure out how to outwit his
nemesis Brer Rabbit. Uncle Remus conjures up new
stories and we find ourselves listening in from Brer
Bear's garage . . .
Worried about your vital, private information being
compromised because a government employee
inadvertently lost a disk containing a half-million
social security numbers? Well don't you worry
anymore. Our roving reporter, Peaches MacLure,
managed to sneak into a top secret Senate
compromised because a government employee
inadvertently lost a disk containing a half-million
social security numbers? Well don't you worry
anymore. Our roving reporter, Peaches MacLure,
managed to sneak into a top secret Senate
Committee hearing about the issue and learned that help is on the
way for Data Leaks - the Data Napkin! Listen in . . .
way for Data Leaks - the Data Napkin! Listen in . . .
From the author of such worst-selling books as 100 Exquisite Culinary Uses for
Toothpaste and The Idiot's Guide to Understanding and Composing Bathroom Stall
Limericks comes his latest, most brazen assault on the English Language . . . The
Adventures of Short Stubbly Brownbeard. It's the tale of Blackbeard's
less-successful, not-as-good-looking cousin . . . a pirates-in-space story where
prehistoric numbers thirst for the blood of a young accountant, rock smacking
warriors fight for domination of the Universe, and a sorceress who could teach
Coltrane a thing or to lets loose hot jazz licks from her sax . . .
Toothpaste and The Idiot's Guide to Understanding and Composing Bathroom Stall
Limericks comes his latest, most brazen assault on the English Language . . . The
Adventures of Short Stubbly Brownbeard. It's the tale of Blackbeard's
less-successful, not-as-good-looking cousin . . . a pirates-in-space story where
prehistoric numbers thirst for the blood of a young accountant, rock smacking
warriors fight for domination of the Universe, and a sorceress who could teach
Coltrane a thing or to lets loose hot jazz licks from her sax . . .
My reading group thought it was ace! -
Vanessa Williamson, Anerley Library,
London Borough of Bromley
Vanessa Williamson, Anerley Library,
London Borough of Bromley
A Savannah Children's Book Festival Selection -
SouthernMamas
SouthernMamas
THE GHOSTS OF SAN YSIDRO - There's an old town
on the high chaparral of New Mexico where no one
leaves - click on the old church ruins for music and
lyrics
on the high chaparral of New Mexico where no one
leaves - click on the old church ruins for music and
lyrics
BEWARE OF THE COOK - Got musical indigestion?
Take a listen to this spicy little number that's high in
fiber and sure to loosen up yer ear bones - click on the
Swedish Chef for music and lyrics
Take a listen to this spicy little number that's high in
fiber and sure to loosen up yer ear bones - click on the
Swedish Chef for music and lyrics
HONEY TO THE BEE - In this Hymenopteric plea for sweets,
Jake 'Cotton Mouth' Jackson chants a Swahili love
incantation while Brer Bear gets a case of the Booty Boops
- click on bee before it disappears for music and lyrics
Jake 'Cotton Mouth' Jackson chants a Swahili love
incantation while Brer Bear gets a case of the Booty Boops
- click on bee before it disappears for music and lyrics