The Haunted Golf Course -
a story of southern fried
chicken, gridiron
rivalries, and lost balls
Annie’s Ghost - spending the night amongst
the dead can increase appreciation for one’s
time amongst the living
The Wiggly Foot - some loves
never die . . . but neither do some
habits
Lights - a UFO
story from the
Cold War
Dismayed by the high price of gas? Lost all the value in your
chateau? No worries Mate! The best things in life are still free!
As a matter of fact, so are the worst things. So here it be for yer
readin' displeasure - the whole stinkin' book,
The Adventures of
Short Stubbly Brownbeard
, on-line for free! Of course, we'd
love you to make a small donation via PayPal . . . the author of
this drivel could use some new underwear and writing lessons.

I despise good literature - take me to Chapter One!
The Dudley Files -  dogs playing golf and running
for Congress as Nature intended
Politicking with Dudley . . .
Recreational Dudley . . .
Oy! The Sound
of Music
On the Campaign
Tail
On the Road
Again
Dudley for Congress
in 2008!!!
Automotive Zen
All's Fair in Love
and Politics
Why Do Dogs
Golf ?
The Morning
After Politics
Quantum Ferret
Just Another
Great Idea
Ramblin' Gamblin'
D
oggies
A  gallery of  photos from a bit of the United States . . .
The Wild Wild West  -  from the stark , enigmatic
beauty of the petroglyphs at Three Rivers, New
Mexico .  .  .  to the The Grand Canyon's infinite
expanse of space below the horizon
The Butterflies of Callaway Gardens - unlike the
horseflies of the Okefenokee,  these insects
won't draw blood - they just sip nectar, flit to
and fro, and look pretty
The Okefenokee - the ancient swampland home
to intense beauty and pain .  .  . come canoeing
and find giant cyprus trees, alligators,  wild
orchids,  and horseflies that'll bite your leg off
The Shenandoah Valley - cool , misty greenery
just a couple hours outside DC .  .  . if you walk
very, very quietly, you may catch a glimpse of an
elf  guarding his mushroom
Stories from An Untamed Yard . . .
SEE ANCIENT
COCKROACH!
Aliens on the Back Porch -  what happens
when an insect with the grace of Ginger
Rogers meets a human with the finesse of
Fred Flintstone?    
The Taming of The Cat -  the tail . . . I
mean tale . . . of one lucky cat and one
unlucky car engine
GOLF  SMARTS -  my foursome always plays worst
ball so as to get our money's worth
Links  to Other Realms of Knowledge and
Ignorance on the World Wide Web
e-mail: alan (at) alanjlevine (dot) com
HALLOWEEN STORIES  for any time of year . . .  
Tis the temper of the hot and superstitious part of mankind ...
ever to be fond of mysteries & for that reason to like best
what they understand least.  
Sir Isaac Newton (1642 – 1727)
Bobby Jones
Roswell UFO Museum
Pirates In Space!
JUST DECLASSIFIED:

From the Center
for the Study of
Feline and Fan
Belt Dynamical
Interactions


Brilliantly odd and piratey . . . delightfully
deranged -
www. bilgemunky.com
From the Department of Techno-Geek Love
Poetry -
An Ode to Data
A hilariously adventurous journey . . . sure to
captivate immature audiences of all ages -
Points North Magazine
Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare to be
entertained . . . a tale of wild imagination -
 
Daniel Jolley, Amazon UK #2 Reviewer
Buy yer hardcopy at . . .
Amazon.com
Barnes & Nobles.com
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Tuna Steak Taste On A Trailer Park Budget!
Kitty Krunchies - Because All Cats Deserve A Little Mmmm-Mmmm!
Audio-dephiles .  .  . Jake 'Cotton Mouth' Jackson and his RED STATE
BLUESTERS
announce the JUST OUT ON PAROLE TOUR 2008! ! !  
Coming soon to a sleazy bar near you. Listen now to a couple of
their latest howlings, poundings and dischords for free . . .
 
Join the whole gang as they confront the challenges
of the Information Age. Brer Fox gives up his axe for
a mouse as he tries to figure out how to outwit his
nemesis Brer Rabbit. Uncle Remus conjures up new
stories and we find ourselves listening in from Brer
Bear's garage . . .
Worried about your vital, private information being
compromised because a government employee
inadvertently lost a disk containing a half-million
social security numbers? Well don't you worry
anymore. Our roving reporter, Peaches MacLure,
managed to sneak into a top secret Senate
Committee hearing about the issue and learned that help is on the
way for Data Leaks - the Data Napkin! Listen in . . .  
Politics, Law, and Sausage-making
From the author of such worst-selling books as 100 Exquisite Culinary Uses for
Toothpaste
and The Idiot's Guide to Understanding and Composing Bathroom Stall
Limericks
comes his latest, most brazen assault on the English Language . . . The
Adventures of Short Stubbly Brownbeard
. It's the tale of Blackbeard's
less-successful, not-as-good-looking cousin . . . a pirates-in-space story where
prehistoric numbers thirst for the blood of a young accountant, rock smacking
warriors fight for domination of the Universe, and a sorceress who could teach
Coltrane a thing or to lets loose hot jazz licks from her sax . . .
My reading group thought it was ace! -
Vanessa Williamson, Anerley Library,
London Borough of Bromley
A Savannah Children's Book Festival Selection -
SouthernMamas
THE GHOSTS OF SAN YSIDRO - There's an old town
on the high chaparral of New Mexico where no one
leaves - click on the old church ruins for music and
lyrics
BEWARE OF THE COOK - Got musical indigestion?
Take a listen to this spicy little number that's high in
fiber and sure to loosen up yer ear bones - click on the
Swedish Chef for music and lyrics
HONEY TO THE BEE - In this Hymenopteric plea for sweets,
Jake 'Cotton Mouth' Jackson chants a Swahili love
incantation while Brer Bear gets a case of the Booty Boops  
- click on bee before it disappears for music and lyrics