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the speed limit!
What did I do   
Officer? I was driving
Actually, 5 m.p.h.  
under the speed limit.
ticket?!
So I'm getting a

No, a $50 check for      
obeying the law.
Oh, wow . . .
Have a nice day.  
contacts in would turn out like this.
I never knew driving without my
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The Dudley Files
by Alan Levine
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