


| the speed limit! |
| What did I do |
| Officer? I was driving |
| Actually, 5 m.p.h. |
| under the speed limit. |
| ticket?! |
| So I'm getting a |
No, a $50 check for obeying the law. |
| Oh, wow . . . |
| Have a nice day. |
| contacts in would turn out like this. |
| I never knew driving without my |
| Copyright © 2009. Alan J. Levine |
| The Dudley Files |
| by Alan Levine |