Alan J. Levine
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Table of Contents
Chapter One: Difficult Decisions. After
conferring with his father, Greybeard,
Brownbeard decides to turn away from a life at
sea.
conferring with his father, Greybeard,
Brownbeard decides to turn away from a life at
sea.
Chapter Two: A Visit in the Night. Two letters
arrive for Brownbeard. One for a job offer. The
other from his more famous, better looking
cousin, Blackbeard the Pirate.
arrive for Brownbeard. One for a job offer. The
other from his more famous, better looking
cousin, Blackbeard the Pirate.
Whale, 'course there be
more to this book than just
the chapters listed so far.
But, we (that's the Royal
We) don't work with much
rapidity. So the Table of
Contents is still a work in
progress. But just so ye
know, there be 45 miserable
chapters to this rotten tale
with each one gettin' worse
as ye go! So be sure to read
the book about which Ole
Commodore Crusty said "It
Blows Barnacles!" Enjoy
either on-line, or buy a copy
through yer favorite on-line
book store.
more to this book than just
the chapters listed so far.
But, we (that's the Royal
We) don't work with much
rapidity. So the Table of
Contents is still a work in
progress. But just so ye
know, there be 45 miserable
chapters to this rotten tale
with each one gettin' worse
as ye go! So be sure to read
the book about which Ole
Commodore Crusty said "It
Blows Barnacles!" Enjoy
either on-line, or buy a copy
through yer favorite on-line
book store.
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Chapter Three: A Modest Proposal. The
cousins catch up with one another at the
Barbarous Parrot. Then Blackbeard lowers the
boom.
cousins catch up with one another at the
Barbarous Parrot. Then Blackbeard lowers the
boom.
Chapter Four: Pirate Dreams. Needing an
accountant for his mammoth pirating operation,
Blackbeard makes an offer to his cousin.
accountant for his mammoth pirating operation,
Blackbeard makes an offer to his cousin.
Chapter Five: Accountant Dreams.
Brownbeard dreams he's an ant. Then an offer
comes for a 'real' job and it's off to Charleston.
Brownbeard dreams he's an ant. Then an offer
comes for a 'real' job and it's off to Charleston.
Chapter Six: The Fantastic Four. Brownbeard
is attacked by a mob of numbers thirsty for the
blood of a young accountant.
is attacked by a mob of numbers thirsty for the
blood of a young accountant.
Chapter Seven: Sleep Shaver Saturday.
Brownbeard comes to work on the weekend.
But what happened to the rest of the week?
Brownbeard comes to work on the weekend.
But what happened to the rest of the week?
Chapter Eight: What the Parrot Said.
Wandering Charleston's wharves aimlessly,
Brownbeard happens upon a solution to his
mental health issues.
Wandering Charleston's wharves aimlessly,
Brownbeard happens upon a solution to his
mental health issues.
Chapter Nine: A Ship Not For Sale. And an
invitation to stay for dinner.
invitation to stay for dinner.
Chapter Ten: Pirate Vittles. Lloyd and Louise
relate to Brownbeard how they first met his
cousin Blackbeard the Pirate.
relate to Brownbeard how they first met his
cousin Blackbeard the Pirate.
Chapter Eleven: Splitting Hairs. Brownbeard
the Accountant becomes Brownbeard the Pirate.
the Accountant becomes Brownbeard the Pirate.
Chapter Twelve: An Uncomfortable Meeting.
Though short an eyebrow, Brownbeard meets
Snookie face-to-face.
Though short an eyebrow, Brownbeard meets
Snookie face-to-face.
Unlucky Chapter Thirteen: A Farewell to Figuring.
A big bash is thrown at the accounting office as
everyone wishes Brownbeard good luck with his
pirating expedition. Well, almost everyone.
A big bash is thrown at the accounting office as
everyone wishes Brownbeard good luck with his
pirating expedition. Well, almost everyone.
Chapter Fourteen: To Hire, or Not To Hire.
From Boston to New Ferry, the let the
interviewing begin!
From Boston to New Ferry, the let the
interviewing begin!
Chapter Fifteen: Malevolent Machinations of the Mind.
The bad part of New Ferry is home to more than mere
rogues and scoundrels. Not all nasties are of this world.
The bad part of New Ferry is home to more than mere
rogues and scoundrels. Not all nasties are of this world.
Chapter Sixteen: A Dubious Purchase. The proprietor
of Ye Olde Gift Shoppe cons Brownbeard into buying a
magic box. But what kind of tricks can it do?
of Ye Olde Gift Shoppe cons Brownbeard into buying a
magic box. But what kind of tricks can it do?
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